YOU SAID:
If had a penny for every time i had a penny, i'd have three pennies
INTO JAPANESE
私がペニーを持っていたたびにペニーを持っていたら、私は3ペニーを持っているでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had a penny every time I had a penny, I would have 3 penny
INTO JAPANESE
私がペニーをするたびに私がペニーを持っていたら、私は3ペニーを持つでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had a penny every time I had a penny, I would have 3 penny
That didn't even make that much sense in English.