YOU SAID:
If God wanted me to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor.
INTO JAPANESE
神私を曲げる場合は、彼は床にダイヤモンドを入れていると思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think my God when he is putting diamonds on the floor.
INTO JAPANESE
居住者は、彼がその場にいるとき、彼は学習に集中することができないと感じています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The resident feels that when he is put on the spot he is unable to focus on learning.
INTO JAPANESE
居住者は、彼がその場にいるとき、彼は学習に集中することができないと感じています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The resident feels that when he is put on the spot he is unable to focus on learning.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.