YOU SAID:
if girls were boogers i'd pick you first
INTO JAPANESE
女の子が鼻くそだったら私は最初にあなたを選ぶだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the girl is sneezing I will choose you first
INTO JAPANESE
女の子がくしゃみをしている場合は私が最初にあなたを選択します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the girl is sneezing I will choose you first
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