YOU SAID:
if every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs.
INTO JAPANESE
すべてのポークチョップが完璧であれば、ホットドッグはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all the pork chops are perfect, there is no hot dog.
INTO JAPANESE
すべてのポークチョップが完璧であれば、ホットドッグはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all the pork chops are perfect, there is no hot dog.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.