YOU SAID:
if ever you should lose your way, make love to a hairy woman named Norma.
INTO JAPANESE
道に迷ったら、Normaという名前の毛むくじゃらの女性を愛してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you get lost, love a hairy woman named Norma.
INTO JAPANESE
迷子になったら、Normaという名前の毛むくじゃらの女性を愛してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you get lost, love a hairy woman named Norma.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.