YOU SAID:
If Elmo sharted, bananas would be blue
INTO JAPANESE
エルモが折れたらバナナは青になるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Elmo breaks, bananas will turn blue
INTO JAPANESE
エルモが壊れたらバナナは青くなる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bananas turn blue when Elmo breaks
INTO JAPANESE
エルモが折れるとバナナが青くなる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bananas turn blue when Elmo breaks
That didn't even make that much sense in English.