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If ducks had drugs it would be called quack
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アヒルが薬を持っていたらそれはいんちきと呼ばれる
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If a duck has medicine it is called quack
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アヒルが薬を持っているならば、それはquackと呼ばれます
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If a duck has medicine, it is called quack
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アヒルが薬を持っているならば、それはいったんと呼ばれます
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If a duck has medicine, it is called once
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アヒルが薬を持っていれば、それは一度呼ばれます
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Once the duck has the medicine it will be called once
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アヒルが薬を飲んだら一度だけ呼ばれる
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Called only once when ducks take medicine
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アヒルが薬を飲むときに一度だけ呼ばれる
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Called only once when a duck drinks medicine
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アヒルが薬を飲むときに一度だけ呼ばれます
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It is only called once when a duck drinks medicine
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アヒルが薬を飲むときに一度だけ呼ばれる
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Called only once when a duck drinks medicine
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アヒルが薬を飲むときに一度だけ呼ばれます
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It is only called once when a duck drinks medicine
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