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if down is up and right is left and a horses name is Tuesday, why do my cat and i eat american cheese while watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians on my moms fridge?

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下が上、右が左、馬の名前がチューズデイなら、なぜ私と猫は母の冷蔵庫にある『カーダシアン家のお騒がせセレブライフ』を見ながらアメリカンチーズを食べるのでしょうか？

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If bottom is up, right is left, and the horse's name is Tuesday, why would me and my cat eat American cheese while watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians in my mom's fridge?

INTO JAPANESE

もし下が上、右が左、そして馬の名前がチューズデイだとしたら、なぜ私と猫は母の冷蔵庫で『カーダシアン家のお騒がせセレブライフ』を見ながらアメリカンチーズを食べるのでしょうか？

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If bottom is up, right is left, and the horse's name is Tuesday, why would me and my cat eat American cheese in my mom's fridge watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians?

INTO JAPANESE

もし下が上、右が左、馬の名前がチューズデイだとしたら、なぜ私と猫が母の冷蔵庫にあるアメリカンチーズを『カーダシアン家のお騒がせセレブライフ』を見ながら食べるのでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If bottom is up, right is left, and the horse's name is Tuesday, why would me and my cat eat American cheese from my mom's fridge while watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians?

INTO JAPANESE

もし下が上、右が左、そして馬の名前がチューズデイだとしたら、なぜ私と猫は『カーダシアン家のお騒がせセレブライフ』を見ながら母の冷蔵庫からアメリカンチーズを食べるのでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If bottom is up, right is left, and the horse's name is Tuesday, why would me and my cat eat American cheese out of my mom's fridge while watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians?

INTO JAPANESE

もし下が上、右が左、そして馬の名前がチューズデイだとしたら、なぜ私と猫が『カーダシアン家のお騒がせセレブライフ』を見ながら母の冷蔵庫からアメリカンチーズを食べるのでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If bottom is up, right is left, and the horse's name is Tuesday, why would me and my cat eat American cheese out of my mom's fridge while watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians?