YOU SAID:

if (doingCrime(illegalAct)) { if (intelligence == 'smart') { return 'Don\'t get caught'; } else { return 'Don\'t drop the soap'; } };

INTO JAPANESE

if（doingCrime（illegalAct））{if（intelligence == 'smart'）{return'Don \ 't get catched'; } else {return '石鹸を落とさないでください'; }};

BACK INTO ENGLISH

if (doingCrime (illegalAct)) {if (intelligence =='smart') {return'Don \'t get caught';} else {return'Don't drop the soap';}};

INTO JAPANESE

if（doingCrime（illegalAct））{if（intelligence == 'smart'）{return'Don \ 't get catched';} else {return'Don't drop the soap ';}};

BACK INTO ENGLISH

if (doingCrime (illegalAct)) {if (intelligence =='smart') {return'Don \'t get caught';} else {return'Don't drop the soap';}};