YOU SAID:
If doing this was a crime, I'd be in for lifetime
INTO JAPANESE
寿命のためになる場合これを行う、犯罪、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Criminal life for if you do this, the
INTO JAPANESE
犯罪者の生活のため、これを行う場合、
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If you do this for the life of a criminal
INTO JAPANESE
犯罪者の生活のためにこれを行う場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you do this for the life of a criminal
That didn't even make that much sense in English.