YOU SAID:
If cats wear boots, I might as well be on Mars!
INTO JAPANESE
猫がブーツを着るなら、私は火星にいるかもしれません！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a cat wears boots, I may be on Mars!
INTO JAPANESE
猫がブーツを着ると、私は火星にいるかもしれません！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When a cat wears boots, I may be on Mars!
INTO JAPANESE
猫がブーツを着ると、私は火星にいるかもしれません！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When a cat wears boots, I may be on Mars!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
