YOU SAID:
If cats are cats then that makes humans bats and bats are actually bad.
INTO JAPANESE
もし猫が猫なら、それは人間をコウモリにし、コウモリは実際には悪いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the cat is a cat, it makes a bat humans, bats are actually bad.
INTO JAPANESE
猫が猫であれば、それはコウモリを人間にします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the cat is a cat, it makes a bat human.
INTO JAPANESE
猫が猫なら、それはバットを人間にする。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a cat is a cat, that makes a bat human.
INTO JAPANESE
猫が猫なら、それはバットを人間にする。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a cat is a cat, that makes a bat human.
Come on, you can do better than that.