YOU SAID:
If Butter doesn't come out with a straight finger then take it out with a crooked finger
INTO JAPANESE
バターがまっすぐな指で出てこない場合は、曲がった指で取り出します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the butter does not come out with a straight finger, take it out with a bent finger
INTO JAPANESE
バターがまっすぐな指で出ない場合は、曲がった指で取り出します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the butter does not come out with a straight finger, take it out with a bent finger
That didn't even make that much sense in English.