YOU SAID:
If bacon is actually cheese then my life is a lie
INTO JAPANESE
ベーコンは実際にチーズのなら私の人生は嘘
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If bacon is really cheese my life is a lie
INTO JAPANESE
君の命は偽物だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your life is a lie.
INTO JAPANESE
君の命は偽物だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your life is a lie.
Come on, you can do better than that.