YOU SAID:

If babies didn't cry there'd be no need for fleshlights

INTO JAPANESE

赤ちゃんが泣いてもいなければ、肉体の必要はありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the baby does not cry, there is no need for the body

INTO JAPANESE

赤ちゃんが泣かないなら、体は必要ありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If your baby does not cry, you do not need a body

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの赤ちゃんが泣かないなら、あなたは体が必要ない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If your baby does not cry, you do not need a body