YOU SAID:
If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards
INTO JAPANESE
最初は成功しなかった場合は、基準を下げてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lower your standards if you don't succeed the first time
INTO JAPANESE
初めて成功しない場合は基準を下げる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lower your standards if you don't succeed the first time
That didn't even make that much sense in English.