YOU SAID:
If an octopus steals your shoe, my cat will dance the hula.
INTO JAPANESE
タコを盗むあなたの靴、私の猫は、フラを踊る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Octopus steals your shoes, my cat is hula dancing.
INTO JAPANESE
タコを盗むあなたの靴、私の猫はフラダンスです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Octopus steals your shoes, my cat is hula dancing.
You've done this before, haven't you.