YOU SAID:
if all pork chops were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
INTO JAPANESE
すべてのポークチョップが完璧であれば、ホットドッグはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all pork chops are perfect, there is no hot dog
INTO JAPANESE
すべてのポークチョップが完璧であれば、ホットドッグはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all pork chops are perfect, there is no hot dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.