YOU SAID:
if all animals are pizza is pizza a cannibal
INTO JAPANESE
もしすべての動物がピザはピザ人食いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all animals were eating pizza is a pizza.
INTO JAPANESE
すべての動物が食べていたピザはピザです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All the animals were eating pizza is pizza.
INTO JAPANESE
すべての動物が食べていたピザはピザ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All the animals were eating pizza is pizza.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.