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if a turtle parties so hard that a snail drives by is it really slow or really fast

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カタツムリが急いで走るほどタートルパーティーが激しい場合

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When the snail runs fast, the turtle party is fierce

INTO JAPANESE

カタツムリが速く走るとき、カメパーティーは激しいです

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When the snail runs fast, the turtle party is fierce