YOU SAID:
if a bear farts in the woods and there are no ugly monk to hear it trump, does it make any sound?
INTO JAPANESE
もし熊が森の中でおならを吐き、それを耳にする醜い僧侶がいないなら、どんな音を出すのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a bear vomits a fart in the forest and there is no ugly monk who hears it, what kind of sound does it issue?
INTO JAPANESE
熊が森の中のおならを吐き出すと、それを聞いた醜い僧侶がいない場合、どのような音が出ますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the bear spit out the fart in the forest, what kind of sound will sound when there is no ugly monk who heard it?
INTO JAPANESE
熊が森の中のおならを吐き出すと、それを聞いた醜い僧侶がいないとき、どんな音が鳴りますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When a bear spits a fart in the forest, what kind of sounds sound when there is no ugly monk who heard it?
INTO JAPANESE
熊が森の中のおならを吐き出すと、それを聞いた醜い僧侶がいないとき、どんな音が鳴りますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When a bear spits a fart in the forest, what kind of sounds sound when there is no ugly monk who heard it?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.