YOU SAID:
Idiots ask me why i would be like a hot Dog if there wasn`t an ape
INTO JAPANESE
バカは私に、もし類人猿がいなかったら、なぜ私はホットドッグのようになるのかと尋ねます
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The idiot asks me why would I be like a hot dog if there were no apes
INTO JAPANESE
バカは私に尋ねる 類人猿がいなかったらどうして私はホットドッグのようになるの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fools ask me Why am I like a hot dog without apes?
INTO JAPANESE
愚か者は私に尋ねます なぜ私は類人猿のいないホットドッグのようですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fools ask me Why am I like a hot dog without apes?
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