YOU SAID:
Ian is dumb can I kick him
INTO JAPANESE
イアンは馬鹿です私は彼を蹴ることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ian is a fool I can kick him
INTO JAPANESE
イアンは私が彼を蹴ることができる愚か者です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ian is a fool that I can kick him
INTO JAPANESE
イアンは私が彼を蹴ることができるという愚か者です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ian is a fool that I can kick him
You've done this before, haven't you.