YOU SAID:
Ian-chan. do you want to fap with me daddy?
INTO JAPANESE
イアンちゃん。パパと一緒に遊んでみませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ian-chan. Would you like to play with your dad?
INTO JAPANESE
イアンちゃん。お父さんと遊んでみませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ian-chan. Would you like to play with your dad?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.