YOU SAID:
I yeeted you out the window of my condo a fortnight ago
INTO JAPANESE
二週間前にあなたが私のマンションの窓から出て行った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Two weeks ago you went out of my apartment window
INTO JAPANESE
二週間前、あなたは私のアパートの窓から出て行った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Two weeks ago you went out of my apartment window
That didn't even make that much sense in English.