YOU SAID:
I yeeted my water bottle across the room
INTO JAPANESE
私私の水は部屋を横切ってボトル yeeted
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Me across the room to my water bottle yeeted
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の水のボトルの yeeted に部屋を横切って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I yeeted my water bottle across the room
INTO JAPANESE
私私の水は部屋を横切ってボトル yeeted
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me across the room to my water bottle yeeted
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の水のボトルの yeeted に部屋を横切って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I yeeted my water bottle across the room
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