YOU SAID:
I wouldn't trust that on a barge pole
INTO JAPANESE
私はバージポールでそれを信用しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't trust it with barge pole
INTO JAPANESE
バージポールでは信用できない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't trust the barge pole
INTO JAPANESE
はしけポールが信用できない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't trust the barge pole
That didn't even make that much sense in English.