YOU SAID:
I wouldn't touch you with a five foot long shoe
INTO JAPANESE
5フィートの長さの靴であなたに触れたりはしません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I won't touch you with my five foot long shoes
INTO JAPANESE
5フィートの長さの靴であなたに触れません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Five foot long shoes won't touch you
INTO JAPANESE
5フィートの長さの靴はあなたに触れません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
5 foot long shoes don't touch you
INTO JAPANESE
5フィートの長さの靴はあなたに触れません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
5 foot long shoes don't touch you
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