YOU SAID:
I wouldn't be surprised if I had to go to the bathroom in about 5 minutes.
INTO JAPANESE
約 5 分でトイレに行くことがあったら、私は驚かないでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Would you ever go to the bathroom in five minutes, I wouldn't be surprised.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは今まで 5 分でトイレに行く、私は驚かないでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Would you ever go to the bathroom in five minutes, I wouldn't be surprised.
That's deep, man.