YOU SAID:
i would, were i a wood wearer, wear wood
INTO JAPANESE
私は、iaウッド着用者でした、ウッドを着用します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was an ia wood wearer, wear wood
INTO JAPANESE
私はiaウッド着用者でした、ウッドを着用してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was an ia wood wearer, please wear wood
INTO JAPANESE
私はiaウッド着用者でした、ウッドを着用してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was an ia wood wearer, please wear wood
That didn't even make that much sense in English.