YOU SAID:
I would trust her, I would trust her, by George I swear i would trust her, I’ll never be jealous again
INTO JAPANESE
もし私があなたの立場なら、彼女を信用する。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were you, I would trust her.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私があなたの立場なら、彼女を信用する。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were you, I would trust her.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.