YOU SAID:

I would rather a car crash into my house, then I man scrape his nails across my leg.

INTO JAPANESE

家に車が突っ込んできたら、彼の爪を私の足にこすります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When a car crashes into my house, I rub his nails against my feet.

INTO JAPANESE

車が私の家に衝突したとき、私は彼の爪を私の足にこすりつけます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I rub his nails against my feet when the car crashes into my house.

INTO JAPANESE

車が私の家に衝突したとき、私は彼の爪を私の足にこすりつけました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I rubbed his nails against my feet when the car crashed into my house.

INTO JAPANESE

車が私の家に衝突したとき、私は彼の爪を私の足にこすりつけました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I rubbed his nails against my feet when the car crashed into my house.