YOU SAID:
I would put a massage here, but i'm too lazy to do so.
INTO JAPANESE
ここでは、マッサージを置くが、そう怠け者.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
in massage is so lazy.
INTO JAPANESE
マッサージで怠け者.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
massage is lazy.
INTO JAPANESE
マッサージは怠け者です.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
massage is a slacker.
INTO JAPANESE
マッサージは怠け者です.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
massage is a slacker.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.