YOU SAID:

I would literally slap someone in the face if they said that. Yeah, Chengli! I would call the police.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らがそれを言ったら私は文字通り顔の誰かを叩くだろう。ええ、Chengli！私は警察に電話します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will literally hit someone on the face if they say that. Yeah, Chengli! I will call the police.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らがそう言うならば、私は文字通り誰かに顔をぶつけるでしょう。ええ、Chengli！私は警察に電話します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If they say so, I will literally hit someone. Yeah, Chengli! I will call the police.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らがそう言うなら、私は文字通り誰かを襲います。ええ、Chengli！私は警察に電話します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If they say so, I literally attack someone. Yeah, Chengli! I will call the police.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らがそう言うなら、私は文字通り誰かを攻撃します。ええ、Chengli！私は警察に電話します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If they say so, I literally attack someone. Yeah, Chengli! I will call the police.