YOU SAID:

I would like you to provide me with form of identification in order to remain where you are otherwise I will have to call backup and possibly tase you because of how stupid you are.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたがそうでなければ、私はバックアップを呼び出し、おそらくあなたがどれほど愚かであるかのためにあなたをなだめる必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need you to soothe you for what you are, perhaps i call backup and perhaps how stupid you are.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが何であるかのためにあなたをなだめる必要があります、おそらく私はバックアップを呼び出し、おそらくあなたがどれほど愚かです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need to soothe you for what you are, perhaps I call the backup and perhaps you are how stupid.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが何であるかのためにあなたをなだめる必要があります、おそらく私はバックアップを呼び出し、おそらくあなたはどのように愚かです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need to soothe you for what you are, perhaps I call back and perhaps you are how stupid.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが何であるかのためにあなたをなだめる必要があります、おそらく私は折り返し電話し、おそらくあなたはどのように愚かです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need to soothe you for what you are, perhaps I call back and perhaps you're how stupid.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが何であるかのためにあなたをなだめる必要があります、おそらく私は折り返し電話し、おそらくあなたはどのように愚かです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need to soothe you for what you are, perhaps I call back and perhaps you're how stupid.