YOU SAID:
I would like to have a 3-tiered cheese sandwich please with a few apples. The teapot is hot and the sun is cold and the grass stinks and people like dogs.
INTO JAPANESE
3層チーズサンドイッチとリンゴをいくつかお願いします。ティーポットは熱く、太陽は冷たく、草は臭く、人々は犬が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A three-layer cheese sandwich and some apples, please. The teapot is hot, the sun is cold, the grass stinks, and people like dogs.
INTO JAPANESE
三層チーズのサンドイッチとリンゴをお願いします。ティーポットは熱く、太陽は冷たく、草は臭く、人々は犬が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A triple cheese sandwich and an apple, please. The teapot is hot, the sun is cold, the grass stinks, and people like dogs.
INTO JAPANESE
トリプルチーズサンドイッチとリンゴをお願いします。ティーポットは熱く、太陽は冷たく、草は臭く、人々は犬が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A triple cheese sandwich and an apple, please. The teapot is hot, the sun is cold, the grass stinks, and people like dogs.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.