Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

I would like to drink coffee if I go poo poo

INTO JAPANESE

うんちに行ったらコーヒーを飲みたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to drink coffee when I go to poop

INTO JAPANESE

うんちに行くときにコーヒーを飲みたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to drink coffee when I go to poop

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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