YOU SAID:
I would like to be sleeping right now, but alas, I'm at school.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今寝たいのですが、残念ながら私は学校にいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to sleep now, but unfortunately I'm at school.
INTO JAPANESE
もう寝たいのですが、残念ながら学校にいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to go to bed now, but unfortunately I am at school.
INTO JAPANESE
もう寝たいのですが、残念ながら私は学校にいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to go to bed now, but unfortunately I am at school.
You should move to Japan!