YOU SAID:
I would like to bang your mother, please and thanks.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんを強打したいのですが、よろしくお願いします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'd like to bang my mom, but thank you.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんを強打したいのですが、ありがとうございます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to bang my mom, thank you.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんを強打したい、ありがとう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to bang my mom, thank you.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.