YOU SAID:

I would like the head priest at my local catholic institution to strip me of my trousers and fornicate with me against the podium with which he preaches the word of God

INTO JAPANESE

私は地元のカトリック教会の首席司祭に私のズボンを剥ぎ取って、彼が神の言葉を説く表彰台に対して私と捨てるようにしたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I tear off my pants to the chief priest of the local Catholic Church, want to throw me on the podium he preach the word of God

INTO JAPANESE

私は地元のカトリック教会の首席司祭に私のズボンを引き裂き、表彰台に私を投げたい、彼は神の言葉を説く

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I tore my pants to the chief priest of the local Catholic Church, wants to throw me on the podium, he preaches the word of God

INTO JAPANESE

私は私のズボンを地元のカトリック教会の首席司祭に引き裂いて、私を表彰台に投げたい、彼は神の言葉を説く

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I tore my pants to the chief priest of the local Catholic Church, wants to throw me on the podium, he preaches the word of God