YOU SAID:
i Would kill myself but suicide seems painful
INTO JAPANESE
自分自身を殺すが、自殺は痛みを伴うようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kill myself, but suicide seems to be painful.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分を殺しますが、自殺は痛みを伴うようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kill myself, but suicide seems to be painful.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.