YOU SAID:
I would if I cold, but I can't so I shan't
INTO JAPANESE
風邪をひいたらいいけど、できないのでいけない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish I had a cold, but I can't because I can't
INTO JAPANESE
風邪を引いていたらいいのに、できないのでできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish I had a cold, but I can't because I can't
Come on, you can do better than that.