YOU SAID:
I would humbly request that my pizza is boneless
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザが骨がないことを謙虚に要求します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ask humbly that pizza has no bones
INTO JAPANESE
ピザには骨がないことを何卒
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza is kind enough to not have bones
INTO JAPANESE
ピザは骨がないくらい親切です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza is kind like a bone
INTO JAPANESE
ピザは骨のように親切です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza is kind like a bone
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