YOU SAID:

I would humbly request that my pizza is boneless

INTO JAPANESE

私はピザが骨がないことを謙虚に要求します

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I ask humbly that pizza has no bones

INTO JAPANESE

ピザには骨がないことを何卒

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Pizza is kind enough to not have bones

INTO JAPANESE

ピザは骨がないくらい親切です

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Pizza is kind like a bone

INTO JAPANESE

ピザは骨のように親切です

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Pizza is kind like a bone