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I would have graduated but my cat stepped on my toes
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私は卒業しているだろうが、私の猫は私のつま先を踏んで
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Would I graduated, my cat stepped on my toes
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の足を踏んだ私の猫を卒業だろう
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I would have graduated from the cat stepped on my foot my
INTO JAPANESE
私の足を踏んだ猫を修了と私
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Completed with my cat stepped on my foot.
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私の足を踏んだと完了しました。
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My cat stepped on my foot and have completed.
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私の足を踏んだし、完了しました。
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My cat stepped on my foot and then completed.
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私の足を踏んだし、完了し。
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And my cat stepped on my foot, and then finish.
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私の足を踏んだし、終了します。
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My cat stepped on my foot and then quit.
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私の猫は私の足を踏んだ、終了します。
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My cat stepped on my foot, the end.
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私の猫は終わり、私の足を踏んだ。
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And my cat stepped on my foot.
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私の足を踏んだ。
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My cat stepped on my foot.
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私の猫は、私の足を踏んだ。
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My cat stepped on my foot.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.