YOU SAID:
I would have enjoyed this interview a lot more if I had just gotten my cup of coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
私はコーヒーの私のカップを得ていた場合、私はこのインタビューの多くを楽しんでいるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had gotten my cup of coffee, I have enjoyed a lot of this interview.
That's deep, man.