YOU SAID:
I would have eaten that candy, but I'm not American, therefore, lollies.
INTO JAPANESE
そのお菓子を食べていると思いますが、私はアメリカ、したがって、キャンディー。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'd eat the sweets, I was American, and candy.
INTO JAPANESE
お菓子を食べると、私はアメリカ人とお菓子。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat sweets and I'm American and sweets.
INTO JAPANESE
お菓子を食べるし、私はアメリカ人とお菓子。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And eat sweets, I'm American and sweets.
INTO JAPANESE
お菓子を食べて、私はアメリカ人とお菓子。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat sweets, I'm American and sweets.
INTO JAPANESE
お菓子を食べて、私はアメリカ人とお菓子。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat sweets, I'm American and sweets.
Come on, you can do better than that.