YOU SAID:
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日火曜日にハンバーガーに喜んでお支払いいただきます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will be happy to pay for the hamburger on Tuesday.
INTO JAPANESE
私は火曜日にハンバーガーの代金を払って喜ぶでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will be happy to pay for the hamburger on Tuesday.
You should move to Japan!