YOU SAID:
i would get beat to smithereens
INTO JAPANESE
私はsmithereensに勝つでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will win the smithereens
INTO JAPANESE
私はスミスクリーンに勝ちます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will win Smith Clean
INTO JAPANESE
私はスミスクリーンに勝ちます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will win Smith Clean
That didn't even make that much sense in English.