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I would die for my coworker Daniel. He's the cutest, sweetest human being. Also used to have chickens. Does his family love him? Does he have a boyfriend? Why won't he let me hold doors open for him and walk behind him?

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の同僚ダニエルのために死ぬでしょう。彼はかわいい、最も甘い人間です。鶏も飼っていました。彼の家族は彼を愛していますか？彼は彼氏がいますか？なぜ彼は私に彼のためにドアを開けさせて彼の後ろを歩かせさせないのですか？

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I will die for my colleague Daniel. He is the cutest and sweetest person. I also had chickens. Does his family love him? Does he have a boyfriend? Why does he not allow me to open the door for him and walk behind him?

INTO JAPANESE

私は同僚のダニエルのために死にます。彼はかわいい、そして最も甘い人です。鶏もいました。彼の家族は彼を愛していますか？彼は彼氏がいますか？なぜ彼は私が彼のためにドアを開けて彼の後ろを歩くことを許さないのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I die for my colleague Daniel. He is cute and sweetest person. There was also a chicken. Does his family love him? Does he have a boyfriend? Why does he not allow me to open the door for him and walk behind him?

INTO JAPANESE

私は同僚のダニエルのために死にます。彼はかわいくて甘い人です。チキンもありました。彼の家族は彼を愛していますか？彼は彼氏がいますか？なぜ彼は私が彼のためにドアを開けて彼の後ろを歩くことを許さないのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I die for my colleague Daniel. He is a cute and sweet person. There was also a chicken. Does his family love him? Does he have a boyfriend? Why does he not allow me to open the door for him and walk behind him?

INTO JAPANESE

私は同僚のダニエルのために死にます。彼はかわいくて甘い人です。チキンもありました。彼の家族は彼を愛していますか？彼は彼氏がいますか？なぜ彼は私が彼のためにドアを開けて彼の後ろを歩くことを許さないのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I die for my colleague Daniel. He is a cute and sweet person. There was also a chicken. Does his family love him? Does he have a boyfriend? Why does he not allow me to open the door for him and walk behind him?