YOU SAID:
I would commit arson for a box of doughnuts right now.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今ドーナツの箱のために放火を犯します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I now commit arson for a donut box.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今ドーナツボックスのために放火を犯します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I now commit arson for a donut box.
Okay, I get it, you like Translation Party.